🦊 About
By day: teaching "adults" how to survive the end of the world. By night: tinkering with shit that probably shouldn't be tinkered with.
Operations Director at PERP X. My homelab has achieved sentience and I think it's plotting against me. Still buying more hardware though.
Web hosting, server infrastructure, and making things work that shouldn't. Caffeine-fueled. Sleep-deprived. Moderately functional.
📁 Files
| Name | Size | Modified |
|---|---|---|
| ../ | - | 1970-01-01 00:00 |
| zwf_bong_end.wav | 76.37 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_end.wav.bz2 | 39.24 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_exhale_long.wav | 347.58 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_exhale_long.wav.bz2 | 204.39 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_exhale_mid.wav | 110.2 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_exhale_mid.wav.bz2 | 41.96 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_exhale_short.wav | 77.06 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_exhale_short.wav.bz2 | 24.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_loop.wav | 612.2 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_bong_loop.wav.bz2 | 212.78 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cash01.wav | 49.63 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cash01.wav.bz2 | 38.16 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cooking_dough.wav | 25.92 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cooking_dough.wav.bz2 | 12.43 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cooking_flour.wav | 38.39 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cooking_flour.wav.bz2 | 12.86 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cough.wav | 84.05 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_cough.wav.bz2 | 44.08 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_gas_can_fill_01.wav | 349.2 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_gas_can_fill_01.wav.bz2 | 295.68 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_damaged.wav | 220.62 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_damaged.wav.bz2 | 205.72 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_repair.wav | 119.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_repair.wav.bz2 | 70.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_running.wav | 83.91 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_running.wav.bz2 | 63.43 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_start_fail.wav | 85.14 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_start_fail.wav.bz2 | 46.33 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_start_sucess.wav | 81.6 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_start_sucess.wav.bz2 | 60.98 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_stop.wav | 221.5 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_generator_stop.wav.bz2 | 152.78 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grab_paper.wav | 24.64 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grab_paper.wav.bz2 | 12.99 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grab_weed.wav | 14.59 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grab_weed.wav.bz2 | 6.9 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grinder_close.wav | 6.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grinder_close.wav.bz2 | 2.83 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grinder_grind.wav | 49.22 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grinder_grind.wav.bz2 | 18.75 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grinder_open.wav | 7.81 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_grinder_open.wav.bz2 | 3.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_igniter_lit.wav | 40.64 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_igniter_lit.wav.bz2 | 14.49 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold01.wav | 34.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold01.wav.bz2 | 12.21 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold02.wav | 30.76 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold02.wav.bz2 | 13.5 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold03.wav | 23.25 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold03.wav.bz2 | 10.45 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold_finish.wav | 130.52 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_fold_finish.wav.bz2 | 50.08 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_loop.wav | 44.71 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_loop.wav.bz2 | 23.07 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_start.wav | 71.17 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_start.wav.bz2 | 28.12 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_stop.wav | 93.42 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_joint_stop.wav.bz2 | 31.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_led_loop.wav | 140.38 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_led_loop.wav.bz2 | 76.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_sodium_loop.wav | 44.95 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_sodium_loop.wav.bz2 | 35.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_sodium_start.wav | 200.86 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_sodium_start.wav.bz2 | 120.1 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_sodium_stop.wav | 52.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_lamp_sodium_stop.wav.bz2 | 29.01 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixer_close.wav | 45.78 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixer_close.wav.bz2 | 20.45 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixer_loop.wav | 86.27 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixer_loop.wav.bz2 | 37.96 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixer_open.wav | 62.92 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixer_open.wav.bz2 | 27.26 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixerbowl_add.wav | 48.98 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixerbowl_add.wav.bz2 | 25.79 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixerbowl_remove.wav | 49.87 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_mixerbowl_remove.wav.bz2 | 20.07 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_muffin_eat.wav | 6.96 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_muffin_eat.wav.bz2 | 3.68 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_oven_close.wav | 31.11 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_oven_close.wav.bz2 | 16.4 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_oven_loop.wav | 402.81 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_oven_loop.wav.bz2 | 144.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_oven_open.wav | 31.1 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_oven_open.wav.bz2 | 15.02 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_paper_close.wav | 4.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_paper_close.wav.bz2 | 1.22 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_paper_open.wav | 62.58 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_paper_open.wav.bz2 | 15.39 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_place_jar.wav | 24.44 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_place_jar.wav.bz2 | 18.19 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_plant_cut.wav | 28.17 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_plant_cut.wav.bz2 | 19.26 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_plant_heal.wav | 53.61 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_plant_heal.wav.bz2 | 33.56 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_plant_plague.wav | 324 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_plant_plague.wav.bz2 | 198.98 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_sniff01.wav | 81.52 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_sniff01.wav.bz2 | 32.86 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_sniff02.wav | 76.09 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_sniff02.wav.bz2 | 30.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_ventilator_loop.wav | 176.81 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_ventilator_loop.wav.bz2 | 94.36 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_watering.wav | 113.55 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_watering.wav.bz2 | 47.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_weed_pack.wav | 92.51 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |
| zwf_weed_pack.wav.bz2 | 49.78 KB | 2025-11-10 16:56 |