🦊 About
By day: teaching "adults" how to survive the end of the world. By night: tinkering with shit that probably shouldn't be tinkered with.
Operations Director at PERP X. My homelab has achieved sentience and I think it's plotting against me. Still buying more hardware though.
Web hosting, server infrastructure, and making things work that shouldn't. Caffeine-fueled. Sleep-deprived. Moderately functional.
📁 Files
| Name | Size | Modified |
|---|---|---|
| ../ | - | 1970-01-01 00:00 |
| american_ambulance.wav | 14.4 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| american_ambulance.wav.bz2 | 14.01 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| american_firetruck.wav | 272.91 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| american_firetruck.wav.bz2 | 220.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| american_police.wav | 777.95 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| american_police.wav.bz2 | 689.18 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| australia_ambulance.wav | 247.05 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| australia_ambulance.wav.bz2 | 235.1 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| australia_firetruck.wav | 253.36 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| australia_firetruck.wav.bz2 | 245.25 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| australia_police.wav | 310.13 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| australia_police.wav.bz2 | 292.27 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| danish_hilo.wav | 160.16 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| danish_hilo.wav.bz2 | 135.31 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| danish_phaser.wav | 4.65 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| danish_phaser.wav.bz2 | 5.07 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| danish_yelp.wav | 25.91 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| danish_yelp.wav.bz2 | 26.07 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_ambulance.wav | 92.83 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_ambulance.wav.bz2 | 48.16 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_ambulance_aprilfools.wav | 215.4 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_ambulance_aprilfools.wav.bz2 | 133.18 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_firetruck.wav | 201.48 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_firetruck.wav.bz2 | 197.25 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_firetruck_aprilfools.wav | 828.15 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_firetruck_aprilfools.wav.bz2 | 284.15 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_gendarmerie.wav | 186.9 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_gendarmerie.wav.bz2 | 151.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_police.wav | 92.15 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_police.wav.bz2 | 49.48 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_police_aprilfools.wav | 749.15 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| french_police_aprilfools.wav.bz2 | 605.9 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| german_ambulance.wav | 510.21 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| german_ambulance.wav.bz2 | 397.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| german_firetruck.wav | 5.12 MB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| german_firetruck.wav.bz2 | 4.11 MB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| german_police.wav | 511.72 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| german_police.wav.bz2 | 430.43 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| gtav_wail.wav | 1009.7 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| gtav_wail.wav.bz2 | 650.14 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| gtav_yelp.wav | 51.98 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| gtav_yelp.wav.bz2 | 48.6 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| norway_wail.wav | 915.29 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| norway_wail.wav.bz2 | 885.68 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| norway_yelp.wav | 60.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| norway_yelp.wav.bz2 | 60.45 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uk_hilo.wav | 84.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uk_hilo.wav.bz2 | 66.28 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uk_wail.wav | 395.66 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uk_wail.wav.bz2 | 392.15 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uk_yelp.wav | 58.72 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uk_yelp.wav.bz2 | 57.83 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |