🦊 About
By day: teaching "adults" how to survive the end of the world. By night: tinkering with shit that probably shouldn't be tinkered with.
Operations Director at PERP X. My homelab has achieved sentience and I think it's plotting against me. Still buying more hardware though.
Web hosting, server infrastructure, and making things work that shouldn't. Caffeine-fueled. Sleep-deprived. Moderately functional.
📁 Files
| Name | Size | Modified |
|---|---|---|
| ../ | - | 1970-01-01 00:00 |
| binoculars/ | - | 2025-11-20 01:44 |
| ringtones/ | - | 2025-11-20 01:44 |
| adjust_radio.mp3 | 23.7 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| adjust_radio.mp3.bz2 | 23.24 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| airhorn.wav | 2.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| airhorn.wav.bz2 | 2.91 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| ambulance_siren.mp3 | 106.56 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| ambulance_siren.mp3.bz2 | 102.19 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| ambulance_warning.wav | 76.58 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| ambulance_warning.wav.bz2 | 75.29 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| barney.wav | 129.31 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| barney.wav.bz2 | 103.13 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| bbb.mp3 | 2.57 MB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| bbb.mp3.bz2 | 2.31 MB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| breathing.mp3 | 243.7 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| breathing.mp3.bz2 | 240.67 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| can_opening.mp3 | 11.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| can_opening.mp3.bz2 | 10.97 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_alarm.mp3 | 362.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_alarm.mp3.bz2 | 343.28 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_alarm_chirp2.wav | 39.8 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_alarm_chirp2.wav.bz2 | 27.66 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_alarm_vg.mp3 | 226.53 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_alarm_vg.mp3.bz2 | 210.7 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_horn.wav | 86.2 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_horn.wav.bz2 | 67.51 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_horn_dixie.mp3 | 47.78 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_horn_dixie.mp3.bz2 | 46.96 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_horn_long.wav | 60.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| car_horn_long.wav.bz2 | 55.51 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cat01.wav | 181.15 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cat01.wav.bz2 | 164.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| clock2.mp3 | 2.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| clock2.mp3.bz2 | 2.9 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cradio_close.mp3 | 9 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cradio_close.mp3.bz2 | 7.72 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cradio_start.mp3 | 2.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cradio_start.mp3.bz2 | 2.89 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cradio_static.mp3 | 62.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| cradio_static.mp3.bz2 | 38.1 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| drinking.mp3 | 57.17 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| drinking.mp3.bz2 | 56.86 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| eating.mp3 | 60.03 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| eating.mp3.bz2 | 59.36 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| fire_truck_horn.wav | 36.44 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| fire_truck_horn.wav.bz2 | 35.49 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| firetruck_horn.mp3 | 11.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| firetruck_horn.mp3.bz2 | 7.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| firetruck_siren.mp3 | 138.39 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| firetruck_siren.mp3.bz2 | 133.37 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| hibillymayshere.mp3 | 52.68 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| hibillymayshere.mp3.bz2 | 49.8 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| hose2.mp3 | 12.7 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| hose2.mp3.bz2 | 8.25 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| house_alarm_long.mp3 | 503.7 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| house_alarm_long.mp3.bz2 | 472.27 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| hyperpowercall.wav | 23.01 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| hyperpowercall.wav.bz2 | 19.62 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| mb_car_alarm.mp3 | 226.53 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| mb_car_alarm.mp3.bz2 | 210.7 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| melon_solo.wav | 62.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| melon_solo.wav.bz2 | 56.71 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| onlymelon.wav | 32.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| onlymelon.wav.bz2 | 30.39 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_busy.mp3 | 42.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_busy.mp3.bz2 | 42.27 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_dial.mp3 | 24.51 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_dial.mp3.bz2 | 24.13 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_error.mp3 | 60.84 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_error.mp3.bz2 | 60.06 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_ring.mp3 | 42.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phone_ring.mp3.bz2 | 41.77 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phorn.wav | 64.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phorn.wav.bz2 | 61.8 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phorn2.wav | 33.1 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| phorn2.wav.bz2 | 32.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| pin_hit.wav | 170.43 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| pin_hit.wav.bz2 | 124.56 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| police_warning.wav | 29.46 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| police_warning.wav.bz2 | 27.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| powarcall.wav | 52.19 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| powarcall.wav.bz2 | 42.64 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_heavy.wav | 670.58 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_heavy.wav.bz2 | 552.34 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_heavy_fadein.wav | 684.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_heavy_fadein.wav.bz2 | 549.79 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_heavy_fadeout.wav | 679.52 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_heavy_fadeout.wav.bz2 | 538.58 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_shower.wav | 670.58 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_shower.wav.bz2 | 494.94 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_shower_fadein.wav | 679.54 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_shower_fadein.wav.bz2 | 479.95 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_shower_fadeout.wav | 670.69 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| rain_shower_fadeout.wav.bz2 | 475.35 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| register.mp3 | 15.88 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| register.mp3.bz2 | 15.2 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| revive.wav | 30.27 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| revive.wav.bz2 | 23.73 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_1.wav | 462.39 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_1.wav.bz2 | 435.38 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_2.wav | 29.46 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_2.wav.bz2 | 27.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_long.mp3 | 73.09 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_long.mp3.bz2 | 71.49 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_short.mp3 | 20.86 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_short.mp3.bz2 | 16.62 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_wail.mp3 | 50.66 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| siren_wail.mp3.bz2 | 44.66 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| smoke.mp3 | 42.47 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| smoke.mp3.bz2 | 42.29 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| speech.wav | 553.46 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| speech.wav.bz2 | 528.24 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| spin_l.wav | 1.23 MB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| spin_l.wav.bz2 | 1.21 MB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| text_message.wav | 100.59 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| text_message.wav.bz2 | 64.79 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| tsiren.mp3 | 344.51 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| tsiren.mp3.bz2 | 338.64 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| twin air horns.wav | 50.38 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| twin air horns.wav.bz2 | 47.94 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uzi-0.mp3 | 42.07 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| uzi-0.mp3.bz2 | 41.6 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| wail.wav | 501.31 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| wail.wav.bz2 | 341.3 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |