🦊 About
By day: teaching "adults" how to survive the end of the world. By night: tinkering with shit that probably shouldn't be tinkered with.
Operations Director at PERP X. My homelab has achieved sentience and I think it's plotting against me. Still buying more hardware though.
Web hosting, server infrastructure, and making things work that shouldn't. Caffeine-fueled. Sleep-deprived. Moderately functional.
📁 Files
| Name | Size | Modified |
|---|---|---|
| ../ | - | 1970-01-01 00:00 |
| beerbottle.wav | 613.11 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| beerbottle.wav.bz2 | 247.9 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| can.wav | 666.08 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| can.wav.bz2 | 277.59 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| champagne.wav | 709.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| champagne.wav.bz2 | 303.83 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| chips.wav | 1.28 MB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| chips.wav.bz2 | 607.86 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| crunchy.wav | 461.46 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| crunchy.wav.bz2 | 293.51 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| crunchy_double.wav | 732.79 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| crunchy_double.wav.bz2 | 465.21 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| drinking.wav | 558.53 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| drinking.wav.bz2 | 198.2 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| eating.wav | 386.32 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| eating.wav.bz2 | 208.36 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| eating_long.wav | 623.28 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| eating_long.wav.bz2 | 344.12 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| mcd_meal.wav | 958.98 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| mcd_meal.wav.bz2 | 571.69 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| soda.wav | 816.05 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| soda.wav.bz2 | 375.33 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| straw.wav | 314.04 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |
| straw.wav.bz2 | 210.51 KB | 2025-11-10 16:55 |